At Night She Cries While He Rides His Steed

At Night She Cries  While He Rides His Steed
Author: Ross Patterson
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 268
Release: 2018-07-26
ISBN: 9781643705972
Category: Humor
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed is a side-splitting satire that perfectly parodies romance novels and western dramas.

When Darkness Falls He Doesn t Catch It

When Darkness Falls  He Doesn t Catch It
Author: Ross Patterson
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 298
Release: 2018-08-22
ISBN: 9781719844475
Category: Electronic Book
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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You're goddamn right I'm still sitting at the same weathered wooden table in the back of Manhattan's oldest bar where I just finished my first masterpiece At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed. The second I finished it, I started writing this one. I'm now 14 beers deep, and I've polished off an entire eight ball of yay. The phrase "everything in moderation" applies to everything except cocaine, booze, and prostitutes. If you haven't read my last book then you probably won't fucking understand anything in this book, so you should probably go buy that first and stop being poor. It's fucking gross.Let's get something straight, my life is so important that you should be grateful I'm even doing this. Seriously, do you know another motherfucker like me? Me neither. So let's get down to brass, in the last book I told you that I was going to off myself after completing my life story. That still holds true. My trusty handgun is still loaded next to my Remington Rand typewriter that Hemingway pissed on, and you know the fucking bartender isn't going to cut me off, so I'm going to sit here and keep writing my memoirs until I finish. To answer your question, no, I haven't gotten up for bathroom breaks. I just piss on the floor.

The Ladies Repository

The Ladies  Repository
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 135
Release: 1848
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: Electronic Book
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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The Universalist and Ladies Repository

The Universalist and Ladies  Repository
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 135
Release: 1839
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: Universalism
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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Annual Festival of the Worcester County Musical Association

Annual Festival of the Worcester County Musical Association
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 135
Release: 1889
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: Concerts
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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Putnam s Monthly

Putnam s Monthly
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 135
Release: 1857
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: American literature
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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Putnam s Magazine

Putnam s Magazine
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 135
Release: 1857
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: Electronic Book
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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Great Thoughts from Master Minds

Great Thoughts from Master Minds
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 135
Release: 1887
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: Electronic Book
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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Popular Ballads and Songs from Tradition Manuscripts and Scarce Editions

Popular Ballads and Songs  from Tradition Manuscripts  and Scarce Editions
Author: Adolphe Loève-Veimars
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 92
Release: 1825
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: Electronic Book
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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Putnam s monthly magazine of American literature science and art

Putnam s monthly magazine of American literature  science  and art
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 135
Release: 1857
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: Electronic Book
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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As The Sun Rises It Dawns On Him

As The Sun Rises It Dawns On Him
Author: Ross Patterson
Publsiher: Saint James Street James
Total Pages: 250
Release: 2020-12-08
ISBN: 9780578240442
Category: Electronic Book
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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The third opus in the illustrious life of St. James St. James "Romance Novels For Dudes" collection sees him fighting prohibition in the 1920's all the way through his flyboy days in WWII. If you don't have an erection, he'll give you one. I mean, you'll have to pay for this sh*t... but you'll get one. That's a Men's Wearhouse type of guarantee too, homeboy. Did that guy die btw? (#thoughtsandprayers if he did)

Harpers Weekly

Harpers Weekly
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 135
Release: 1867
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: United States
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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Gazette of the Union Golden Rule and Odd fellows Family Companion

Gazette of the Union  Golden Rule and Odd fellows  Family Companion
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 135
Release: 1849
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: Electronic Book
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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A New Library of Poetry and Song

A New Library of Poetry and Song
Author: William Cullen Bryant
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 135
Release: 1876
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: American poetry
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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The Gazette of the Union Golden Rule and Odd Fellows Family Companion

The Gazette of the Union  Golden Rule  and Odd Fellows  Family Companion
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 135
Release: 1849
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: Electronic Book
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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Harper s Weekly

Harper s Weekly
Author: John Bonner,George William Curtis,Henry Mills Alden,Samuel Stillman Conant,Montgomery Schuyler,John Foord,Richard Harding Davis,Carl Schurz,Henry Loomis Nelson,John Kendrick Bangs,George Brinton McClellan Harvey,Norman Hapgood
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 135
Release: 1867
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: American periodicals
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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The U S Democratic Review

The U S  Democratic Review
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 135
Release: 1846
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: Electronic Book
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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The United States Democratic Review

The United States Democratic Review
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 135
Release: 1846
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: United States
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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The United States Magazine and Democratic Review

The United States Magazine and Democratic Review
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 135
Release: 1845
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: United States
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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Babylonian and Assyrian Literature

Babylonian and Assyrian Literature
Author: Epiphanius Wilson
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 309
Release: 1901
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: Armenian literature
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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