Everyone Poops

Everyone Poops
Author: Taro Gomi
Publsiher: Chronicle Books LLC
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2020-09-01
ISBN: 1797203541
Category: Juvenile Fiction
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Everyone Poops Book Excerpt:

The beloved, bestselling potty-training classic, now re-released for a new generation! An elephant makes a big poop. A mouse makes a tiny poop. Everyone eats, so of course: everyone poops! Taro Gomi's classic, go-to picture book for straight-talk on all things "number 2" is back, as fresh and funny as ever. • Both a matter-of-fact, educational guide and a hilarious romp through poop territory • Filled with timeless OMG moments for both kids and adults • Colorful and content-rich picture book The concept of going to the bathroom is made concrete through this illustrated narrative that is both verbally and visually engaging. Everyone Poops is just right for potty-training and everyday reading with smart, curious readers. • Perfect for children ages 0 to 3 years old • Equal parts educational and entertaining, this makes a great book for parents and grandparents who are potty-training their toddler. • You'll love this book if you love books like P is for Potty! (Sesame Street) by Naomi Kleinberg, Potty by Leslie Patricelli, The Potty Train by David Hochman and Ruth Kennison.

Dirty Girls

Dirty Girls
Author: Gillian Telling
Publsiher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 240
Release: 2010-09-01
ISBN: 9781402257766
Category: Humor
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Dirty Girls Book Excerpt:

The Naked Truth Isn't Always Pretty. A no-holds-barred look at the hilarious underbelly of what it means to be female, Dirty Girls lays bare the secrets of the fairer sex. Women don't come from a different planet than men. In fact, both sexes want the exact same things: success, friendships, semifunctional families, semifunctioning relationships, good bodies, and lots and lots of great sex. But there's more. Even though we pluck, we wax, and we put on war paint to mask our blemishes, we also regularly watch porn. We wear our bikini bottoms when we run out of clean underwear. When we're alone, we eat Cheetos and peanut butter on a spoon for dinner. Women are fascinating, beautiful, and, yes, disgusting creatures, and we shouldn't be ashamed of it. Dirty Girls exposes the filthy, lazy, fabulous truth that everything boys can do, girls can do better.

Everybody Poops 10 Million Pounds

Everybody Poops 10 Million Pounds
Author: Deuce Flanagan
Publsiher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 64
Release: 2015-10-20
ISBN: 1612435157
Category: Humor
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Everybody Poops 10 Million Pounds Book Excerpt:

A CLASSIC BATHROOM READER FOR ADULTS THAT PRESENTS FUNNY TRIVIA, GROSS STORIES AND FASCINATING FACTS IN AN ILLUSTRATED CHILDREN'S BOOK STYLE Every day, Americans produce hundreds of millions of pounds of poop. In New York City alone, the weight of poop-based sludge produced each day is around 1,200 tons—the equivalent of 200 African elephants. So unbuckle your trousers and pull up a toilet seat; this book is going to push open the lavatory door and answer these fascinating mysteries of poop: • Where does poop go when you flush? • What’s the secret genius below an outhouse? • Are you eating food grown in your own poop? • Can you ride a poop-powered bus? • Was there really a flush toilet 5,000 years ago? • What is the future of poop?

Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year

Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year
Author: Deuce Flanagan
Publsiher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 66
Release: 2010-07-20
ISBN: 1569758271
Category: Humor
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year Book Excerpt:

Discover fascinating facts about the human digestive system—and poop!—in this illustrated book for adults parodying the world-famous children’s book. ONCE UPON A TIME . . . when you were little, you learned that everyone poops. But did you ever discover how much? Well, sit down on that cold porcelain throne and get ready to laugh your butt off at the most amazing, hilarious, need-to-go facts on the one thing everyone does—but nobody talks about. Filled to the rim with piles of fascinating dirty fun, this illustrated kids’ book for grown-ups answers all the questions you never thought to ask: •How do astronauts poop in space? •Where does poop go after you flush? •Why can I see the corn but not the chicken? •Can I light my poop on fire? •Who invented the first flushing toilet? •What’s the poop on Michael Jackson, Elvis and John Wayne?

Emoticons Kaomoji and Emoji

Emoticons  Kaomoji  and Emoji
Author: Elena Giannoulis,Lukas R.A. Wilde
Publsiher: Routledge
Total Pages: 250
Release: 2019-07-23
ISBN: 0429958846
Category: Language Arts & Disciplines
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Emoticons Kaomoji and Emoji Book Excerpt:

This collection offers a comprehensive treatment of emoticons, kaomoji, and emoji, examining these digital pictograms and ideograms from a range of perspectives to comprehend their increasing role in the transformation of communication in the digital age. Featuring a detailed introduction and eleven contributions from an interdisciplinary group of scholars, the volume begins by outlining the history and development of the field, situating emoticons, kaomoji, and emoji – expressing a variety of moods and emotional states, facial expressions, as well as all kinds of everyday objects– as both a topic of global relevance but also within multimodal, semiotic, picture theoretical, cultural and linguistic research. The book shows how the interplay of these systems with text can alter and shape the meaning and content of messaging and examines how this manifests itself through different lenses, including the communicative, socio-political, aesthetic, and cross-cultural. Making the case for further study on emoticons, kaomoji, and emoji and their impact on digital communication, this book is key reading for students and scholars in sociolinguistics, media studies, Japanese studies, and language and communication.

Fecal Matters

Fecal Matters
Author: John LaTrine
Publsiher: Post Hill Press
Total Pages: 281
Release: 2019-11-19
ISBN: 1642933678
Category: Humor
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Fecal Matters Book Excerpt:

Fecal Matters is your definitive guide to the new global phenomenon of public poos. From the “Mystery Pooper” terrorizing Manhattan, to Japan’s “Mr. Poop,” to England’s “Party Pooper” (who you do not want to invite to your swim-rave), these crappy criminals can’t stop making headlines worldwide. Explore the stories behind their smelly sprees, and find out facts about feces you never figured. With special sections on poop in pop culture, you’ll be bewildered, befuddled, and bemused by all the crap the world puts up with.

Poop Culture

Poop Culture
Author: Dave Praeger
Publsiher: Feral House
Total Pages: 232
Release: 2007-05-01
ISBN: 1932595627
Category: Education
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Poop Culture Book Excerpt:

Is “The Origin of Feces” a Darwinian concern? Perhaps not, but it is the title to the preface of this tongue-in-cheek and unexpectedly revealing exploration of human behavior by the webmaster behind the popular PoopReport.com. This book is not a history of poop, but a study of today. Its goal is to understand how poop affects us, how we view it, and why; to appreciate its impact from the moment it slides out of our anal sphincters to the moment it enters the sewage treatment plant; to explore how we’ve arrived at this strange discomfort and confusion about a natural product of our bodies; to see how this contradiction—the natural as unnatural—shapes our minds, relationships, environment, culture, economics, media, and art. Paul Provenza, the director of The Aristocrats, says in his foreword: “It’s shocking to think that a book about poop can be considered an act of courage. But it is. Most of us have knee-jerk responses to the topic that we are not even aware of. Attitudes that, like the awful stench of poop itself, permeate all of society and culture. This book has some very profound and beautiful things to say. It takes a dirty, smelly, unpleasant subject like shit and brings forth ideas that are empowering, dignifying and life affirming.”

Digging for Poop Fossils

Digging for Poop Fossils
Author: Kristina Lyn Heitkamp
Publsiher: Enslow Publishing, LLC
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2017-12-15
ISBN: 076609099X
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Digging for Poop Fossils Book Excerpt:

Whether it weighs in at a whopping four pounds or is the size of an egg, fossilized dung is a precious treasure. Petrified poop, also known as coprolite, is rare. When it's discovered, it opens a world into the past. Trace fossils, such as coprolites, tell stories about how ancient animals and humans lived, behaved, and even how they died. Through accessible language and engrossing images, readers will learn how dung detectives identify and study coprolites. Readers will also explore how fossilized feces are formed. Special features include Fun Fact boxes that highlight the wealth of data pulled from poop.

Deviance Today

Deviance Today
Author: Addrain Conyers,Thomas C. Calhoun
Publsiher: Routledge
Total Pages: 440
Release: 2020-07-14
ISBN: 1000080684
Category: Social Science
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Deviance Today Book Excerpt:

The second edition of Deviance Today is a contemporary collection of original chapters in the field of deviant behavior. This new edition has 16 new chapters. All of the chapters reflect the current trend in the sociology of deviance. This reader covers major theories in the sociology of deviant behavior, from classic ones such as anomie/strain theory and labeling theory to modern ones such as life course perspective. In addition, this anthology encompasses a wide spectrum of deviant behaviors. This is a user-friendly reader, put together with students in mind. The chapters are not only authoritative, but also interesting. The chapters were written by respected experts in their field of study. Most important, unique to this reader, these chapters have been carefully written for clarity, conciseness, and forcefulness. Students will therefore find them easy and enjoyable to read while learning about deviance.

The Complete Guide to Potty Training Children

The Complete Guide to Potty Training Children
Author: Melanie Williamson
Publsiher: Atlantic Publishing Company
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2012-12-15
ISBN: 160138565X
Category: Family & Relationships
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

The Complete Guide to Potty Training Children Book Excerpt:

Offers advice on all aspects of toilet training, discussing different methods, teaching toilet etiquette, and addressing medical concerns.

Becoming the Parent You Want to Be

Becoming the Parent You Want to Be
Author: Laura Davis
Publsiher: Harmony
Total Pages: 448
Release: 2012-08-01
ISBN: 030781677X
Category: Family & Relationships
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Becoming the Parent You Want to Be Book Excerpt:

Informative, inspiring, and enlightening, Becoming the Parent You Want to Be provides parents with the building blocks they need to discover their own parenting philosophy and develop effective parenting strategies. Through in-depth information, practical suggestions, and many lively first-person stories, the authors address the many dilemmas and joys that the parent of young children encounter and demonstrate a range of solutions to the major issues that arise in the raising of babies, toddlers and preschoolers. Full of warmth, clarity, humor, and respect, Becoming the Parent You Want to Be gives parents permission to be human: to question, to learn, to make mistakes, to struggle and to grow, and, most of all, to have fun with their children.

Goodenoughmothering

Goodenoughmothering
Author: Elaine Heffner LCSW EdD
Publsiher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 198
Release: 2012-11-07
ISBN: 1479716111
Category: Family & Relationships
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Goodenoughmothering Book Excerpt:

This book is a selection of short articles that appeared during a two year period as posts on the blog, goodenoughmothering.com. Author, Dr. Elaine Heffner, has been involved in parent education for many years. In this book she addresses many of the concerns of mothers in particular, and discusses many of the questions they ask her. The issues addressed here are divided into six categories: Mother Worries, Developmental Steps, Conflicts, Feelings, About Parents and Social Pressures. For example, Mother Worries includes such topics as the wish of mothers to be perfect, the guilt they feel about their handling of their children, and the anger that is aroused by childrens provocative behavior. Developmental Steps covers such topics as setting User Friendly Limits for children, their difficulties with transitions, and aggression. Dr. Heffner points up the role of parents in setting expectations that match childrens developmental capabilities at various stages. The focus is on parents own ability to help children over what she calls bumps in development. The section on Conflicts discusses the confrontations that arise between parents and children due to the conflict between the wishes and needs of each. An understanding of these differences is offered as a means of helping to avoid or resolve such conflicts. The section on Feelings points up the feelings that children stir-up in parents which are a significant factor in the confrontations that arise. The ways in which parents can address childrens feelings is also addressed. The sections About Parents and Social Pressures discusses many of the criticisms that have been leveled at parents in recent years, much of it based on developmental research, and points out the many areas in which parents need to feel comfortable using their own judgment. The book offers parents new ways in which to understand their children which can help them answer many of their own questions. Understanding, not prescriptive advice is the underlying theme of the book.

Eat Play Poop Rescuing Cecil

Eat Play Poop  Rescuing Cecil
Author: Richard Marin
Publsiher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 135
Release: 2018-01-29
ISBN: 138723725X
Category: Electronic Book
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Eat Play Poop Rescuing Cecil Book Excerpt:

This is the story of a rescue dog named Cecil. He was supposedly found on the streets of the Bronx, but has now found the high-life in a home in New York City and San Diego. It is the tale of CecilIs charmed life as told by the husband of CecilIs beloved and somewhat indulgent owner.

Notes From The Underbelly

Notes From The Underbelly
Author: Risa Green
Publsiher: Penguin
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2005-04-05
ISBN: 1440624666
Category: Fiction
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Notes From The Underbelly Book Excerpt:

As a guidance counselor at an elite, Bel Air high school, Lara Stone works with spoiled, bratty kids every day, and she is definitely not ready to have any spoiled, bratty kids of her own. At least, not now. Not when her life is going so well, and certainly not since she has finally managed to kick-box and low-carb herself down to a perfect size four. But Lara’s husband has different ideas, and they include fatherhood. Now. Suddenly, Lara finds herself deep within the underbelly of pregnancy. A far cry from the blissful, glowing mother-to-be, Lara is instead a cranky, reluctant participant in all things baby. And her mood doesn’t improve when she’s given the task of getting one of her students—the punk, outcast daughter of a famous movie director—into a highly competitive college. But as Lara struggles with uncontrollable crying, inexplicable weight gain, and scary hemorrhoids, she finds that she has maternal instincts she never thought she had, and discovers that expecting is nothing like she ever expected.

Airportness

Airportness
Author: Christopher Schaberg
Publsiher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Total Pages: 176
Release: 2017-09-21
ISBN: 150132571X
Category: Literary Criticism
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Airportness Book Excerpt:

Airportness takes the reader on a single day's journey through all the routines and stages of an ordinary flight. From curbside to baggage, and pondering the minutes and hours of sitting in between, Christopher Schaberg contemplates the mundane world of commercial aviation to discover "the nature of flight.†? For Schaberg this means hearing planes in the sky, recognizing airline symbols in unlikely places, and navigating the various zones of transit from sliding doors, to jet bridge, to lavatory. It is an ongoing, swarming ecosystem that unfolds each day as we fly, get stranded, and arrive at our destinations. Airportness turns out to be more than just architecture and design elements-rather, it is all the rumble and buzz of flight, the tedium of travel as well as the feelings of uplift.

Wrong Diagnosis Stress Disorder

Wrong Diagnosis   Stress Disorder
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Jeroen Verbeek
Total Pages: 101
Release: 2015-04-19
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: Health & Fitness
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Wrong Diagnosis Stress Disorder Book Excerpt:

The goal of this book is to reflect five years of severe bowel distress and teeth-grinding frustration into an educational story. "On a catastrophic day a well-trained squad of parasitic marauders invaded my body and took over my digestive tract, without having permission to do so." /Jeroen Verbeek

Turning Poop into Power Fuel

Turning Poop into Power Fuel
Author: Clara MacCarald
Publsiher: Enslow Publishing, LLC
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2017-12-15
ISBN: 0766091031
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Turning Poop into Power Fuel Book Excerpt:

Imagine stopping at a gas station, and filling your car with...poop. Fuel made from poop may sound like science fiction, but it's already science fact. This engrossingly gross book explores the powerful possibilities. We'll discover how scientists are learning to make renewable fuels from something that most people are happy to get rid of. Unlike fossil fuels, poop is cheap, it's plentiful, and it's everywhere we are. Whether it's to the store, or all the way to Mars, poop is going places.

Small Groups with Purpose

Small Groups with Purpose
Author: Steve Gladen
Publsiher: Baker Books
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2011-06-01
ISBN: 9781441232137
Category: Religion
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Small Groups with Purpose Book Excerpt:

Over the past fifteen years, small groups have become a vital way to build community in large churches. Nowhere has this been more apparent than at Saddleback Church. Now Steve Gladen, pastor of small groups at Saddleback, shares the secrets of that ministry's incredible success in creating small groups with purpose. This practical book walks church leaders through the questions they need to answer to develop their own intentional small group strategy. Built around the most commonly asked questions, Small Groups with Purpose outlines the step-by-step process of creating a successful small group ministry. Because it is built upon principles and not methods, this plan can be implemented in any size church. Each chapter ends with a list of questions for readers to answer to help them assess their current situation and their desires for the future. Personal stories, Scripture, and examples ground the discussion and show the system in action. Pastors and small group leaders will find this book instrumental in making small groups work in their churches.

The Big Book of Gross Stuff

The Big Book of Gross Stuff
Author: Bart King
Publsiher: Gibbs Smith
Total Pages: 293
Release: 2010-03-01
ISBN: 142361478X
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

The Big Book of Gross Stuff Book Excerpt:

From boogers, B.O., and belches to sneezes, diseases, and demon cheeses, The Big Book of Gross Stuff is chock-full of practical knowledge including a Gross Quiz (kids can see how they stack up against the rest of society) and the World's Most Disgusting Jobs (whale-feces research, anyone?). With the turn of every page, The Big Book of Gross Stuff will challenge your gag reflexes as it introduces topics, terminology and trivia about toilets, scabies, decaying bodies, and much more. The pages overflow with humor and an array of cool phrases that will have readers bending and sending, blowing soup, and gargling gravy all the way to the bathroom! For instance, did you know: In 1971, a band named Hot Poop released a record titled Does Their Own Stuff! They were never heard from again. When using fake vomit, the key to faking people out is to sprinkle water on the stuff to make it look more realistic. Belly button lint is composed of dust, dried sweat, fat, dead skin, and bits of cotton. A man named Graham Barker has collected his belly button lint in jars since 1984. Check out the book trailer on YouTube: Big Book of Gross Stuff: Making Distinctions! http://bit.ly/gcWwcB Bart King, a self-proclaimed "dabbler," is interested in games, magic, current events, music, chess, history, literature, geography, travel, crime, science fiction, art, and almost everything else! The veteran of many water-balloon wars, he's twice won the prized "Arrested Development" award from the New York Society of Amateur Psychologists. He earned a master's degree in history from Sonoma State University and has taught middle school for the past fifteen years. Bart's work has been featured in The Oregonian, The Portland Tribune, Chicago Parent, Family Fun magazine and many other publications. He has also appeared on dozens of television and radio programs including the widely syndicated "Bob and Tom Show." Not only is Bart a wild and crazy boy, he's also the author of the bestselling Big Book of Boy Stuff. Bart subsequently co-authored The Big Book of Girl Stuff with his five sisters and 50 former students. This title won widespread acclaim; if you are skeptical (and you should be!) please see its product page. Also, take a look at these fun links: Bart's fabulously fun and entertaining blogs: Ultragross.blogspot.com and Bartkings.blogspot.com Bart's awesome Website: Bartking.net Bart's Amazon Author Page & Video http://amzn.to/fp8LaA

Love Dharma

Love Dharma
Author: Geri Larkin
Publsiher: Tuttle Publishing
Total Pages: 240
Release: 2012-01-31
ISBN: 1462902022
Category: Family & Relationships
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Love Dharma Book Excerpt:

Love Dharma offers compassionate guidance and advice, looking at contemporary relationship dilemmas from a Buddhist perspective as expressed in traditional stories of enlightened Buddhist women who lived and loved during the Buddha's lifetime. We all experience the ups and downs of relationships—the fun of dating, the pain of breaking up, the demands of serious partnerships, and the ache of loneliness. But we often forget that they affect not only our love lives, but our spirits as well. With Love Dharma you will discover how to use your romantic triumphs and tragedies to achieve personal peace and happiness, develop more satisfying connections with others, and share yourself without losing yourself. Author Geri Larkin teaches that the difficult and joyous moments of our love lives are truly opportunities to continue our spiritual journey