Lets Pretend This Never Happened 2

In an illustrated memoir, the creator of the Bloggess web log shares humorous stories from her life, including her awkward upbringing in Texas and her relationship with her husband. Reprint. 250,000 first printing.

Looking for your next book boyfriend? Don't miss the men from QSG! This box set contains books 4-6 in the bestselling steamy and suspenseful Quentin Security Series: Heart of a Devil Masquerading as newlyweds, popstar Jana Malone and her bodyguard, Vince, escape to a small island off the coast of Florida. Hidden away in paradise, their make-believe honeymoon becomes all too real. But trouble has a habit of reappearing when you least expect it, and Jana's dream getaway quickly becomes a nightmare she may not escape… Tempting the Devil When Abby stumbles across a decades-old secret tied to her family’s past, she stirs up a hornets’ nest of trouble. But someone has a lot to lose if the truth surfaces, and Clay will do everything in his power to keep her safe before the killer silences her—permanently. Devilish Intent He was the boy from the wrong side of the tracks. She had the world at her feet. Everything was perfect, until a horrible betrayal ripped them apart. But when Grace comes to him for help, Connor must choose—walk away forever or fight for a love that only comes once in a lifetime? *Each book in the Quentin Security Series can be read as a complete standalone.

Coming soon! Harlequin Special Edition February 2022 - Box Set 1 of 2 by Jo McNally\Michelle Major\Mona Shroff will be available Jan 25, 2022.

An Unlikely Couple Struggles to Reconcile the Burdens of Their Past Dani Prescott came to the children's hospital to spy on Brett Somers--so how did she end up on a date with him? Weeks earlier she'd seen an interview in which he blamed her mother for the plane crash that had killed his parents. But the crash had killed her mother as well, so Dani can't believe the story Brett's trying to sell to the media. Vowing to find a way to discredit the privileged--and maddeningly handsome--Brett, Dani has been following him and taking photos, hoping to find something she can use against him. But when she catches his eye instead, she quickly finds herself offering up a fake name and agreeing to a date. Brett knows this mystery girl is hiding something--but he's got his own secrets to keep. What will happen when he discovers who she really is? Will Dani and Brett look beyond their own heartaches to discover a love that could heal their deepest pain? Fresh, flirty, and fast-paced, When Love Arrives is an engaging story that will have readers falling in love with the characters as they navigate the tricky waters between romance and revenge.

Harlequin Medical Romance – June ‘22 – Box Set 2 of 2 Harlequin Medical Romance brings you a collection of three new titles, available now! Enjoy these stories packed with pulse-racing romance and heart-racing medical drama. This Harlequin Medical Romance box set includes: IN BALI WITH THE SINGLE DAD By Annie O’Neil Floored by her ex-fiancée’s betrayal, GP Rebecca has sworn off love and is in Bali to recover her mojo. Until an accident brings single dad Noah into her life…Now, Rebecca can’t help but ask if fate is giving them a new Happily-Ever-After? THE DOCTOR SHE SHOULD RESIST Portland Midwives By Amy Ruttan Midwife Hazel is not looking for a relationship. So, why is she so drawn to Dr Caleb? The enigmatic surgeon knows just how to push all her buttons! But with Hazel’s heart already damaged, can she believe Caleb will heal it? THE MIDWIFE FROM HIS PAST Portland Midwives By Julie Danvers When Dr Eliot is called to an emergency, he’s stunned to find ex-fiancée and midwife Bria in the operating room. He’s no longer plagued by the financial worries of his childhood. But his intense attraction to Bria? That’s exactly the same!

Little Sember stole readers' hearts in Siena. Join her now, ten years later, as she embarks on a quest of her own to save her people, and to finally accept her true self along the way. Sixteen and struggling is not how Sember wants to describe herself. Born with the ability to conjure fire, every day is a challenge to keep the churning blaze within her under control. After nearly incinerating her parents at the age of six, guilt and doubt plague her at every turn. While the village's gifted healer is away, a mysterious disease sweeps through Foresthome, and people start dying. When her parents get infected and the resident herbalist has no solutions, she takes it upon herself to track the clues and locate the source of this unnatural plague. Joined by her brother and a handsome Iceling, they must unravel the mystery and face an unexpected enemy in the shadows. If they fail, the plague will engulf the world she knows, plunging it into dark times. Maybe a little fire is exactly what they need.

You’re just one Jump away from greater fulfilment in your career, your life, and your future. Discover the simple, successful formula for facing fear head on, ditching the excuses that hold you back, and finding the courage to Jump into the next chapter of your life. It’s time to learn the approach that made serial-entrepreneur Kim Perell a multi-millionaire—and it could make you one too. In Jump, Kim shares her powerful personal story about hitting rock bottom and summoning the courage required to take a life-changing leap into the unknown. Broke, bankrupt, and afraid of change, she trusted her instincts, closed her eyes, and “jumped”. Kim’s self-belief, know-how, and ultimate triumph is an inspiration. Jump shows you how to overcome fear of the unknown and manifest success. Whether you’re jumping from a place of greatness or uncertainty, the expert guidance in this book will:? Encourage readers to get out of their comfort zones, overcome self-doubt, and take proactive steps to change their life. Empower entrepreneurs with invaluable insights and business tools necessary to move beyond fear, rejection, and failure. Teach individuals looking for a career change how to make a calculated risk that can pay off, and do it with confidence. Based on Kim’s twenty years of personal experiences alongside thousands of entrepreneurs, business professionals, and investors she’s worked with, Jump arms readers with the knowledge, tools, and mindset necessary to reach unmatched levels of success. Every great story starts with a jump and Kim’s book will prepare you to take the leap!

"One of theatre's subtlest, most sophisticated minds" (The Times) Benefactors conjures the world of the suburbs observed through the lens of post-imperialism; "dazzling.. This prismatic work circumscribes the disillusionment of an era" (New York Times); Balmoral dares to imagine what Britain would be like if it had gone through the Russian revolution in 1917; "a sophisticated drollery, an educated amusement" (New Statesman); Wild Honey is a reworking of Checkov's first play (also known as Platonov) and is shot through with farce, feminism and eroticism.

"Freaking hilarious. This is the novel moms have been waiting for."–Jenny Lawson, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Let's Pretend This Never Happened "Perfect for readers looking for a funny, realistic look at motherhood."–Booklist (starred review)

Mercy Forbidding. Severe. Prickly. “Terrifying beyond all belief.” I do my job for Concierge, Inc. ruthlessly. Bloodless, non-violent interrogation is my niche. Lately, instead of car thieves and snitches, I’ve had predators in my chair. Well, except for one. The people on the streets need me to be smart, to hunt the human monsters that harvest them. To crack open minds and pull out secrets. To be merciless. To do this job, I need to keep my walls up, but he knocks them down. I need to keep my heart cold, but he sears me with warmth. He is brash, uncooperative, and the first person to mock me from my chair. He sees what no one else has. They think I feel nothing; I feel everything. Isaac I’ve been living on the edge too long to get caught stealing a car. When the petty, nutty owner brings me to the Auditor's “studio” I sure as hell don’t expect the cool beauty who captivates me with her stare. Her crew thinks she has ice in her veins, but I see what she conceals. She claims to feel nothing, but she will feel everything. This book contains violence, explicit sex, and a slow to warm heroine. Themes of unapologetic criminality. 18+ No Mary Sues were harmed in the writing of this story.

Perfect for readers of Colleen Hoover, Jay Crownover, and K. A. Tucker, the first novel in this darkly sexy New Adult contemporary series from New York Times bestselling author Monica Murphy continues her emotionally powerful two-part tale of forbidden love, following Never Tear Us Apart. His secret threatened to tear them apart. But what they share can't easily be destroyed... Katie fell hard for Ethan, but when she discovered what he was hiding, the truth threatened to ruin them both for ever. Yet the connection that has always been there between them remains strong - even as they contend with those fighting against them. Not least Ethan's father. The man nearly destroyed Katie all those years ago and is doing his best to finish the job. Katie can't deny she's in love with Ethan and doesn't want to let him go. But she can't stop the doubts creeping in. Is he worth the pain? Will their love survive, or will they have no choice but to end it once and for all? Don't miss Monica Murphy's passionate One Week Girlfriend series, her sexy Fowler Sister trilogy and her breathtaking Reverie series for more emotionally rich, unforgettable romance.

Everyone's favorite Mackerel Middle-Schooler, Jamie Kelly, is back with another hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice) diary! There's a new girl in at Mackerel Middle School. Colette is friendly, fabulous, smart, totally talented, and an all-around amazing individual. She is more brilliantly diabolical than Isabella, as blindly loyal as Stinker, and even harder-to-resist than Angeline. It's enough to make Jamie throw up a little. And Jamie just can't help but wonder: Is it humanly possible for a girl to be more perfectly perfect than the most perfect girl in the world?

"Infused with page-turning suspense, bittersweet romance, shocking twists, and tragic turns, Sterling has written a standout debut." --Dana Mele, author of People Like Us Hannah's a witch, but not the kind you're thinking of. She's the real deal, an Elemental with the power to control fire, earth, water, and air. But even though she lives in Salem, Massachusetts, her magic is a secret she has to keep to herself. If she's ever caught using it in front of a Reg (read: non-witch), she could lose it. For good. So, Hannah spends most of her time avoiding her ex-girlfriend (and fellow Elemental Witch) Veronica, hanging out with her best friend, and working at the Fly by Night Cauldron selling candles and crystals to tourists, goths, and local Wiccans. But dealing with her ex is the least of Hannah's concerns when a terrifying blood ritual interrupts the end-of-school-year bonfire. Evidence of dark magic begins to appear all over Salem, and Hannah's sure it's the work of a deadly Blood Witch. The issue is, her coven is less than convinced, forcing Hannah to team up with the last person she wants to see: Veronica. While the pair attempt to smoke out the Blood Witch at a house party, Hannah meets Morgan, a cute new ballerina in town. But trying to date amid a supernatural crisis is easier said than done, and Hannah will have to test the limits of her power if she's going to save her coven and get the girl, especially when the attacks on Salem's witches become deadlier by the day. Isabel Sterling's delightful, suspenseful debut is equal parts sweet romance and thrilling mystery. With everything she loves on the line, Hannah must confront this murderous villain before her coven--and any chance she has with the new girl--is destroyed.

#1 New York Times Bestseller In Furiously Happy, a humor memoir tinged with just enough tragedy and pathos to make it worthwhile, Jenny Lawson examines her own experience with severe depression and a host of other conditions, and explains how it has led her to live life to the fullest: "I've often thought that people with severe depression have developed such a well for experiencing extreme emotion that they might be able to experience extreme joy in a way that ‘normal people' also might never understand. And that's what Furiously Happy is all about." Jenny’s readings are standing room only, with fans lining up to have Jenny sign their bottles of Xanax or Prozac as often as they are to have her sign their books. Furiously Happy appeals to Jenny's core fan base but also transcends it. There are so many people out there struggling with depression and mental illness, either themselves or someone in their family—and in Furiously Happy they will find a member of their tribe offering up an uplifting message (via a taxidermied roadkill raccoon). Let's Pretend This Never Happened ostensibly was about embracing your own weirdness, but deep down it was about family. Furiously Happy is about depression and mental illness, but deep down it's about joy—and who doesn't want a bit more of that?

The New York Times bestselling author of The Unhoneymooners returns with a witty and effervescent novel about what happens when two people with everything on the line are thrown together by science—or is it fate? Perfect for fans of The Rosie Project and One Plus One. Single mom Jess Davis is a data and statistics wizard, but no amount of number crunching can convince her to step back into the dating world. Raised by her grandparents—who now help raise her seven-year-old daughter, Juno—Jess has been left behind too often to feel comfortable letting anyone in. After all, her father’s never been around, her hard-partying mother disappeared when she was six, and her ex decided he wasn’t “father material” before Juno was even born. Jess holds her loved ones close, but working constantly to stay afloat is hard...and lonely. But then Jess hears about GeneticAlly, a buzzy new DNA-based matchmaking company that’s predicted to change dating forever. Finding a soulmate through DNA? The reliability of numbers: This Jess understands. At least she thought she did, until her test shows an unheard-of 98% compatibility with another subject in the database: GeneticAlly’s founder, Dr. River Pena. This is one number she can’t wrap her head around, because she already knows Dr. Pena. The stuck-up, stubborn man is without a doubt not her soulmate. But GeneticAlly has a proposition: Get to know him and we’ll pay you. Jess—who is barely making ends meet—is in no position to turn it down, despite her skepticism about the project and her dislike for River. As the pair are dragged from one event to the next as the “Diamond” pairing that could make GeneticAlly a mint in stock prices, Jess begins to realize that there might be more to the scientist—and the science behind a soulmate—than she thought. Funny, warm, and full of heart, The Soulmate Equation proves that the delicate balance between fate and choice can never be calculated.

The popular, full-color manga-style take on Sabrina the Teenage Witch returns with a fourth fantastic installment! Full of romance and the paranormal, Sabrina is torn between two worlds and two boys while attending both a mortal and magical high school. When Sabrina is granted a magic wand, will she be able to control the magnitude of magic it possesses, or will it control her? Throw in a hidden pirate ship, unicorns, elves and the battle of a lifetime, and you're in for a whirlwind of supernatural suspense!

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