Farming Joke Book The A Collection Of Agricultural Jokes Amusing Stories And Anecdotes

Author by : John Terry
Languange : en
Publisher by : Fox Chapel Publishing
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 31
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Description : The Farming Joke Book brings together around 500 jokes, amusing stories, and anecdotes about farmers, farm animals, and life on the farm in general. So, whether one has been farming for 'donkey's years' or is new to it, and whether these farming two-liners make the reader laugh, cry, or just groan out loud, there will definitely be something in this collection that will tickle anyone's farming funny bones. Divided into 16 categories, and with 32 specially commissioned illustrations by Rory Walker, this pocket sized book will provide hours of enjoyment and is the perfect tool for the farmer wanting to entertain friends, family, and colleagues, no matter his or her age. [Subject: Humor, Agriculture]


The Fun On The Farm Joke Book

Author by : Sean Connolly
Languange : en
Publisher by : Arcturus Publishing
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 92
Total Download : 985
File Size : 45,7 Mb
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Description : Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter? A: A lawn mooer! This egg-celent collection of 140 farmyard jokes will tickle your funny bone with its incredible puns, one-liners and more! Illustrated with hilarious cartoons, Fun on the Farm Joke Book will provide young readers with hours of entertainment. ABOUT THE SERIES: Laugh Out Loud is a vibrant and dynamic joke book series for kids. Featuring a variety of exciting themes, these titles build general knowledge and their playful jokes are great to share with family and friends. Perfect for kids aged 5+.


Funny Farm Joke Book

Author by :
Languange : en
Publisher by :
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 9
Total Download : 420
File Size : 50,7 Mb
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Description : These jokes may be hazardous to your bad mood. Read with caution. -- Amazon.com.


Jokes For Farmers

Author by : Chester Croker
Languange : en
Publisher by : Independently Published
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 87
Total Download : 911
File Size : 42,6 Mb
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Description : If you're looking for farmer jokes and funny farming jokes you've certainly come to the right place. You are going to have lots of fun with this hilarious farmers joke book. Your brain definitely has to be wired in a certain type of way to be a farmer and work the hours that you do and you will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of these farming jokes and puns. This book is brand new for 2019, and you will find many farming jokes and puns you have not "herd" before. This bumper collection of the very best farmers jokes and puns would make a great gift for any young farmer or old framer you know who enjoys a laugh.. The book will have you laughing all the way home.


The Best Ever Book Of Farmer Jokes

Author by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Languange : en
Publisher by : CreateSpace
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 9
Total Download : 366
File Size : 52,9 Mb
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Description : If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Farmer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Farmer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Farmer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Farmer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Farmer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Farmers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Farmer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Farmer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Farmer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Farmers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***


Jokes Book

Author by : Nelson R. Villalobos
Languange : en
Publisher by : Dorrance Publishing
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 45
Total Download : 619
File Size : 47,6 Mb
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Description : Jokes Book By: Nelson R. Villalobos If you enjoy a good laugh, Nelson R. Villalobos’ Jokes Book is right up your alley! Easily offended? Then you can put this book down now. If you enjoy humor that is not politically correct, then dive right in and laugh your @$$ off at Villalobos’ raunchy and hilarious jokes.


The Unofficial Joke Book Of Canada

Author by : Kuldeep Saluja
Languange : en
Publisher by : Diamond Pocket Books Pvt Ltd
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 43
Total Download : 686
File Size : 46,8 Mb
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Description : Welcome to the world of Billoo Badshah, the Badshah of Laughter. Billoo Badshah, a series compiliation of best jokes of the world, is for laughter moments, for love moments, for high moments, for lonely moments, for funny moments, for friendly moments, for happy moments and for all the moments. Be happy and cheerful with this book full of abudant joy, laughter and satire.


The Big Fat South African Joke Book

Author by :
Languange : en
Publisher by : Penguin Random House South Africa
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 99
Total Download : 469
File Size : 53,5 Mb
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Description : Koos is sitting in a bar. Each time he orders a drink he takes out his wallet, removes a photograph and stares at it. ‘Who’s the photo of?’ asks the barman, serving Koos his eighth Klippies and Coke. ‘My wife. When she starts to look pretty I’ll know I’ve had enough.’ What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead rugby referee in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog. WARNING: Not for the faint-hearted or Mother Grundys of this world! Politically incorrect, irreverent and laugh-out-loud funny, The Big Fat South African Joke Book covers a range of topics close to every South African’s heart: from Patricia Lewis to Robert Mugabe; from rugby referees to Kamp Staaldraad; from picking up chicks to marriage; from infidelity to divorce; from Little Bongani to Little Koos and Little Gertruide; from school days to Varsity; and from the mouth of babes to the Pearly Gates of Heaven. These and many other jokes will tickle your funny bone and keep you chuckling for hours.


The Treehouse Joke Book 2

Author by : Andy Griffiths
Languange : en
Publisher by : Pan Macmillan
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 70
Total Download : 479
File Size : 44,6 Mb
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Description : Find the perfect silly joke in this collection from Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton, the creators of the internationally bestselling Treehouse series. Q: How do monkeys make toast? A: They put it under a gorilla! Q: What's grey and powdery? A: Instant elephant mix! From Bears to Birds, Penguins to Pirates, School to Space, The Treehouse Joke Book 2 is packed full of hilarious jokes and silly one-liners that will make anyone laugh their socks off. The perfect gift for any Treehouse fan, join Andy and Terry as they find the ideal joke for any occasion!


The Fantastically Funny Joke Book

Author by : Lisa Regan
Languange : en
Publisher by : Arcturus Publishing
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 94
Total Download : 243
File Size : 46,5 Mb
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Description : Jam-packed with great gags, rib-tickling puns and hilarious one-liners, this fantastically funny joke book is guaranteed to have children everywhere in stitches. Perfect for practical jokers aged 7+.


The Unofficial Joke Book Of Patiala

Author by : Kuldeep Saluja
Languange : en
Publisher by : Diamond Pocket Books Pvt Ltd
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 98
Total Download : 517
File Size : 51,9 Mb
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Description : Welcome to the world of Billoo Badshah, the Badshah of Laughter. Billoo Badshah, a series compiliation of best jokes of the world, is for laughter moments, for love moments, for high moments, for lonely moments, for funny moments, for friendly moments, for happy moments and for all the moments. Be happy and cheerful with this book full of abudant joy, laughter and satire.


Mark S Little Joke Book

Author by : Mark Harris
Languange : en
Publisher by : Lulu.com
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 9
Total Download : 328
File Size : 44,6 Mb
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Description : This book is a collection of Popular American Humor. Mark Harris likes to tell jokes and stories. He is part of the large Harris Family that thrives on story-telling. This collection of about four hundred jokes and stories are the best that Mark has heard. Many of the stories are very old and have been told and retold through the years. They have been changed or modified to fit current times or the needs of a particular story-teller. Some of the jokes are of fairly recent origin, but in most cases, a story or joke--whether old or new--cannot be attributed to its' creator. None of the stories originated with Mr. Harris: he is first a story collector and then a story-teller. At any reunion or gathering of the Harris Family, stories are told by those of the current generation. This art is now a family tradition, started generations ago. Perhaps the story that can best be told is that story-telling in the Harris Family will continue long into the future.


The Unofficial Joke Book Of Japan

Author by : Kuldeep Saluja
Languange : en
Publisher by : Fusion books
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 98
Total Download : 677
File Size : 51,7 Mb
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Description : Welcome to the world of Billoo Badshah, the Badshah of Laughter. Billoo Badshah, a series compiliation of best jokes of the world, is for laughter moments, for love moments, for high moments, for lonely moments, for funny moments, for friendly moments, for happy moments and for all the moments. Be happy and cheerful with this book full of abudant joy, laughter and satire.


The Unofficial Joke Book Of South Africa

Author by : Kuldeep Saluja
Languange : en
Publisher by : Diamond Pocket Books Pvt Ltd
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 82
Total Download : 471
File Size : 43,6 Mb
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Description : Welcome to the world of Billoo Badshah, the Badshah of Laughter. Billoo Badshah, a series compiliation of best jokes of the world, is for laughter moments, for love moments, for high moments, for lonely moments, for funny moments, for friendly moments, for happy moments and for all the moments. Be happy and cheerful with this book full of abudant joy, laughter and satire.


Harry Hill S Whopping Great Joke Book

Author by : Harry Hill
Languange : en
Publisher by : Faber & Faber
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 33
Total Download : 438
File Size : 47,6 Mb
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Description : A treat for Harry Hill fans! Britain's favourite comedian, Harry Hill, loves jokes so much that he has put together a side-splitting joke book for all the family. Containing Harry's favourite jokes picked from the world's joke archive, it also features jokes written by Harry, including some brand-new ones written specially for this book.


Adult Joke Book For Men An Ideal Gag Gift For Men And Very Tolerant Women

Author by : Team Golfwell
Languange : en
Publisher by : Team Golfwell
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 99
Total Download : 681
File Size : 48,6 Mb
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Description : A wonderful adult joke book for men, a boyfriend, a co-worker, or anyone. The perfect gift for his birthday, the Holidays, Father’s Day, or any occasion. Women may enjoy this book with hundreds of funny jokes, quotes, and hilarious anecdotes. It is also an ideal gift for seniors, a traveler, or anyone anytime and they will love you for the laughter it brings. Over 300 pages with lots of humor! The alphabetical list of topics helps the reader to find the right story for the right audience or occasion. Sometimes a good laugh cures it all and helps your relationship as it is hard to beat times with shared laughter and the enjoyment of a good relaxing time together. The perfect gag gift! Makes a great stocking stuffer! Highly entertaining! They’ll love you for it! Get it now!


The Fool S Best Joke Book Volume 1

Author by : Neil Hutchison
Languange : en
Publisher by : Proglen Trading Co., Ltd.
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 49
Total Download : 972
File Size : 55,5 Mb
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Description : Welcome to the world of humour. What makes human beings laugh can be broadly defined under three headings: someone else's misfortune, someone else's misunderstanding or someone else's stupidity. The keywords here are "someone else's" because, let's face it, most silly things are much funnier when they happen to someone else. Neil Hutchison, creator of The Fool in Paradise, has collected thousands of jokes, then catalogued and listed them in this first volume of the Fool's Best Jokes. Now the many fans of the Fool will not have to be told that the jokes will veer away from political correctness until they are travelling in the absolute opposite direction. Now, if you have never read any of the many books about the Fool be prepared to be shocked. This book is not recommended to be read in situations where others may report you for laughing and talking to yourself. It's not recommended for those of a more liberal bent, be it feminism or any other trendy ism. The author refuses to take responsibility for any medical problems that this book may engender in readers. Life is ShortBreak the Rules Forgive Quickly Love Truly Laugh Uncontrollably ... and ... Never Regret Anything That Made You Smile


Bust Your Gut Joke Book

Author by : Charles C. Costa
Languange : en
Publisher by : AuthorHouse
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 56
Total Download : 659
File Size : 44,5 Mb
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Description : Bust Your Gut Joke Book is a unique collection of gut busting jokes and short stories that promise to bring tears of laughter over and over!


The Unofficial Joke Book Of Sydney

Author by : Comp. Kuldeep Saluja
Languange : en
Publisher by : Diamond Pocket Books (P) Ltd.
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 88
Total Download : 116
File Size : 49,7 Mb
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The Essex Joke Book

Author by : Nicholas Knights
Languange : en
Publisher by : Random House
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 64
Total Download : 568
File Size : 40,9 Mb
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Description : WARNING: This book contains laugh-out-loud jokes about fake tans, vajazzles and all fings Essex Forget the Rolex or the flash car, what you really need in your life to make your friends well jel is The Essex Joke Book. It’s packed full of bling-tastic banter, racy rib-ticklers and gob-smackingly good gags all about Essex Girls and Boys, their tans and tribulations, conquests and cock-ups, and more. How can you tell an Essex Girl has been using her iPad? There’s Tipp-Ex on the screen. What do you call the skeleton of an Essex Boy in a wardrobe? Last year’s hide-and-seek champion. What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? An Essex Girl doing naked cartwheels. An Essex Girl gets a job as a teacher. She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. ‘You can go and play with the other kids, you know,’ she says. ‘It’s best I stay here,’ he says. ‘Why?’ asks the Essex Girl. The boy says: ‘Because I’m the f**king goalkeeper.’


The Very Naughty Joke Book

Author by : Johnny Sharpe
Languange : en
Publisher by : Arcturus Publishing
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 34
Total Download : 331
File Size : 48,6 Mb
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Description : Johnny Sharpe is at it again, with a mega-delivery of saucy side-splitters guaranteeing a barrelful of belly laughs. These are supplemented by the brilliantly funny drawings of Private Eye cartoonist Tony Husband.


Internet Joke Book Volume Two

Author by : Keith Evans
Languange : en
Publisher by : Xlibris Corporation
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 98
Total Download : 368
File Size : 49,6 Mb
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Description : This book, Internet Joke Book, comes to you packed with fresh jokes, bizarre stories and the wittiest of satires gathered from throughout the United States and aborad, collected and compiled for your enjoyment. Beyond the books jacket (cover) you will discovery pages of humorous and sidesplitting and gut-wrenching witticisms. The jokes within, being of age-old and brand-new is all hilarious, and the ones weve heard before . . . still laughable! This book was not tailor-made for younger readers, and various contents may be inappropriate. After all, any book of this nature should rest with the judgement of the parent or guardian. I myself, being a single parent, would not recommend the contents of this book be disclosed to any teenager under the age of sixteen. In any event, there may be parents who chose to allow children as young as fourteen or fifteen to take in the contents. Again, this is not recommended by the author. I can only hope that all my readers savor, and receive as much enjoyment from the book, as we did while assembling it. We, my daughter and I, are now working on the third book of the series, Internet Joke Book-Volume Three.


The Unofficial Joke Book Of Doctors

Author by : Billoo Badhshah
Languange : en
Publisher by : Diamond Pocket Books (P) Ltd.
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 22
Total Download : 118
File Size : 51,5 Mb
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The Best Joke Book Period

Author by : William Donohue
Languange : en
Publisher by : Simon and Schuster
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 91
Total Download : 321
File Size : 44,5 Mb
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Description : Hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world's greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you're looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!


The Irish Joke Book

Author by : Brendon Kelly
Languange : en
Publisher by : Xlibris Corporation
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 32
Total Download : 652
File Size : 47,5 Mb
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Description : The Irish Joke Book is a comprehensive set of jokes about the Irish. Brendon Kelly pokes fun at the Irish from the troubled times of the 1980s through to the Irish of today, still in global recession like the rest of us. The Irish can laugh at themselves and wont mind these, or should I say dese, jokes. Just take a few at a time. Youll laugh, groan and snicker at these sometimes harsh, sometimes crazy but always amusing Irish jokes. No-one is safe - not pilots on the Irish national airline Aer Lingus, not Guinness drinkers, nor Irish council workers. Sure theyre not safe. The Irish love a laugh, and have that inbuilt Celt good sense-of-humor, or as we text GSOH. And then theres the lurvely accent, on de ladies. And theyre good looking and the men - arent - Youll have your favorites. Then youll forget where the hell it was - dat joke. So I wrote dis handy Index at da back. Ya can test yourself by finding de words in de Index dat you remember all dere, to find de joke again. Or try and remember da joke from the line in de Index. Tanks a million ... P.S. Da sketches are of Molly Malone in Grafton Street, Dublin and the Irish milk given when ya donate a pint of blood. God bless the Irish! Brendon Kelly


The Unofficial Joke Book Of Russia

Author by : Billoo Badhshah
Languange : en
Publisher by : Diamond Pocket Books (P) Ltd.
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 17
Total Download : 654
File Size : 41,5 Mb
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The Unofficial Joke Book Of France

Author by : Billoo Badhshah
Languange : en
Publisher by : Diamond Pocket Books (P) Ltd.
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 92
Total Download : 422
File Size : 42,6 Mb
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The Unofficial Joke Book Of Belgium

Author by : Comp. Kuldeep Saluja
Languange : en
Publisher by : Diamond Pocket Books (P) Ltd.
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 45
Total Download : 722
File Size : 55,6 Mb
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The Laugh Out Loud Joke Book

Author by : Michael Rosen
Languange : en
Publisher by : Scholastic UK
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 19
Total Download : 344
File Size : 43,5 Mb
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Description : The Laugh Out Loud Joke Book is jam-packed with over 300 hilarious jokes written and selected by bestselling children's author Michael Rosen. In association with the new Laugh Out Loud Book Prize - a new series of awards for funny children's books in the UK.


The Unofficial Joke Book Of India

Author by : Kuldeep Saluja
Languange : en
Publisher by : Diamond Pocket Books Pvt Ltd
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 59
Total Download : 549
File Size : 48,7 Mb
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Description : Welcome to the world of Billoo Badshah, the Badshah of Laughter. Billoo Badshah, a series compiliation of best jokes of the world, is for laughter moments, for love moments, for high moments, for lonely moments, for funny moments, for friendly moments, for happy moments and for all the moments. Be happy and cheerful with this book full of abudant joy, laughter and satire.