The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes

The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes
Author: Thomas Nowak
Publsiher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 272
Release: 2020-03-03
ISBN: 1452184135
Category: Humor
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes Book Excerpt:

The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. • Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers • Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me" • Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious book for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers • Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts

The Greatest Most Awesome Collection of Dad Jokes Ever

The Greatest  Most Awesome Collection of Dad Jokes     Ever
Author: David M Williams
Publsiher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 44
Release: 2020-05-24
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: Electronic Book
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

The Greatest Most Awesome Collection of Dad Jokes Ever Book Excerpt:

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!If you've ever uttered these immortal lines this is the book for you. If you want to bring out the biggest groans from your children, your partner, heck, nieces, nephews, random kids you encounter along life's journey, then this is the book for you. Where else will you find such classic lines as "Hola Milk, Soy Dad?" or "Babushka Dolls are so full of themselves." In fact, did you know Darth Vader guessed what Luke Skywalker was giving him for Christmas because he felt his presents? Yes, this is the ultimate, the best, the most agonisingly groanful collection of Dad Jokes ... ever. You might even say this is the ultimate dad-a-base.

The World s Greatest Dad Jokes The Complete Collection The Heirloom Edition

The World s Greatest Dad Jokes  The Complete Collection  The Heirloom Edition
Author: Editors of Cider Mill Press
Publsiher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2021-05-25
ISBN: 1646431359
Category: Family & Relationships
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

The World s Greatest Dad Jokes The Complete Collection The Heirloom Edition Book Excerpt:

The complete collection of the World’s Greatest Dad Jokes is here, with more puns, quips, and corny one-liners than ever that are sure to get eyes rolling! Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! The World’s Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection is here, with more puns, quips, and corny one-liners than ever that are sure to get eyes rolling. With hundreds of jokes that will make you groan—then make you smile. This book is jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they’re good. Now the dad joke aficionado in your life will never run out of puns, no matter how much you might want them to. The perfect gift for the dad who thinks he’s heard them all, this book is sure to add even more jokes to his repertoire, for better or worse.

Dad Jokes

Dad Jokes
Author: Dad Says Jokes
Publsiher: Hachette UK
Total Pages: 272
Release: 2018-10-04
ISBN: 1788401190
Category: Humor
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Dad Jokes Book Excerpt:

From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.

The Best Worst Dad Jokes

The Best Worst Dad Jokes
Author: Sandy Silverthorne
Publsiher: Baker Books
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2022-05-17
ISBN: 1493436392
Category: Humor
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

The Best Worst Dad Jokes Book Excerpt:

When a man becomes a dad, he takes on certain responsibilities: providing for his family, raising up his children to be good citizens--and telling the absolute worst jokes he can come up with. But dad jokes don't always come naturally, which is why Sandy Silverthorne created The Best Worst Dad Jokes. Filled with more than 500 groan worthy jokes to torment your kids, this collection makes it possible for dads to fill any moment of dead air with a joke that will have everyone within hearing distance rolling their eyes and edging away to avoid association with you. Jokes like . . . I don't have a dad bod; I have a father figure. I saw a sign that said Watch for Children. That sounded like a good trade to me. and of course . . . When does a joke become a dad joke? When it's fully groan. And hey, it's only downhill from there.

The Greatest Collection of the Best Green Pilipino Jokes

The Greatest Collection of the Best Green Pilipino Jokes
Author: Arturo B. Rodrieguz,Paquita Mongpuetmo
Publsiher: Arturo B Rodriguez
Total Pages: 216
Release: 2007-05
ISBN: 9780967989839
Category: Humor
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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Dad Jokes Book

Dad Jokes Book
Author: Riddles & Giggles
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 135
Release: 2022-04-22
ISBN: 9781955093149
Category: Electronic Book
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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Dad Jokes Hall of Shame

Dad Jokes  Hall of Shame
Author: Andy Herald
Publsiher: Bluestreak
Total Pages: 192
Release: 2021-04-13
ISBN: 9781681887609
Category: Humor
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Dad Jokes Hall of Shame Book Excerpt:

From the creators of the popular humor website, HowToBeADad.com, a gift book for every occasion featuring a collection of 1,000 of the most amusing—and most painful—Dad Jokes ever. Humor is often referred to as the best medicine for many situations, even puns, and this collection of Dad Jokes—guaranteed the most groan-and-forehead-slap-worthy on the market—offers a broad selection of humorous (and often painful) puns and quips. This book is organized by joke theme, includes 100+ illustrations, and is up to date with current events (“Because of the pandemic, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship. It’s on paperview.”)

All Time Awesome Collection of Good Clean Jokes for Kids

All Time Awesome Collection of Good Clean Jokes for Kids
Author: Bob Phillips
Publsiher: Harvest House Publishers
Total Pages: 368
Release: 2006-07-01
ISBN: 0736935452
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

All Time Awesome Collection of Good Clean Jokes for Kids Book Excerpt:

The king of comedic timing and punch lines, Bob Phillips, is back to share a clowning collection of jokes for kids of all generations. The humor factor is huge for each and every riddle, trick, and jovial joke in this gathering of fun. Whether a reader is ready to riddle or rhyme to infuse family time with something out of the ordinary, this inspiring resource of rollicking fun is for wise-crackers and anyone eager to laugh the time away.

Best Dad Jokes

Best Dad Jokes
Author: John Franck Publishing
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2021-06-25
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: Electronic Book
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Best Dad Jokes Book Excerpt:

The perfect novelty gift for dads and pun-lovers alike! These groan-makers Dad Jokes are packed to the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, and all the fathers-to-be, this book might also be a gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (Horrific) their jokes truly are! But remember―you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers day, Birthdays & Christmas. Ultimate Clean family friendly jokes. The first page has space for you to write a special message, an ideal alternative to a card. A customer left a funny comment on our Social Media Page: "I am a Dad and I love telling jokes to my family, what I want to see my wife rolling her eyes when I pick a Joke from this Book " What are you waiting for? GET your copy and ENJOY family time! Please note that this book doesn't contain jokes about Dads. It is a joke book full of Dad jokes. A Dad joke means an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince and sometimes laugh.

DAD JOKES The World s Greatest Collection

DAD JOKES The World s Greatest Collection
Author: Th Publication
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 92
Release: 2019-12-24
ISBN: 9781650301785
Category: Electronic Book
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

DAD JOKES The World s Greatest Collection Book Excerpt:

BAD DAD JOKES NEW COLLECTION 2020 Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can. This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. The Good, the Bad, And the Just Plain Stupid. Corny, lame, funny, clean, good, silly and great dad jokes for all ages! The perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough) A fantastic novelty gift for Father's Day, Birthdays & Christmas. Clean family friendly jokes. The Perfect Way to get Dad laughing. A great Father's Day, birthday, or Christmas gift. Please note this book is not a joke book about Dads. It is a joke book full of Dad jokes. A Dad joke can best be described as an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince. #About TH Publications: Many of our extraordinary high-quality, unique coloring books are also very popular! Go my author Link” amazon.com/author/thp Don't hesitate and order TH Publications Books. Grab a copy of this book! You'll love it! ✔ SCROLL UP AND CLICK "Add to Cart" TO ORDER YOUR COPY INSTANTLY ✔

Best Dad Ever

Best Dad Ever
Author: Summersdale Publishers
Publsiher: Summersdale Publishers LTD - ROW
Total Pages: 160
Release: 2022-03-09
ISBN: 1800076126
Category: Reference
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Best Dad Ever Book Excerpt:

There’s nobody quite like your dad, so show him just how much he means to you with this beautiful collection of heart-warming quotes and sayings This book is for the dad who gives the best hugs, who tells amazing stories, who knows just what to say – and who’s always there to lend a helping hand. Simply put, it’s a book for a dad in a million! Within these pages you will find a raft of heartfelt quotes about the joys and quirks of fatherhood, and a host of thoughtful sayings to help you to express your love and appreciation. Dip into these pages to enjoy classic quotes such as: What do I owe my father? Everything. Henry van Dyke Are we not like two volumes of one book? Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Probably the Greatest Bad Dad Jokes in the World

Probably the Greatest  Bad  Dad Jokes in the World
Author: Enjoy Discovering
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2021-05-15
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: Electronic Book
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Probably the Greatest Bad Dad Jokes in the World Book Excerpt:

Father's Day 2021 is fast approaching! Want to make an unforgettable gift, full of laughter, humor and fun? The perfect gift for the man who has everything! Dad Joke Book - is a collection of the best timeless jokes that will never get boring. Contents: Corny Dad Jokes Pop Culture Dad Jokes Dad Jokes That Are Responses to Kid Questions "I Have a Joke About..." Dad Jokes Setup-Punchline Dad Jokes One-Liner Dad Jokes BAD DAD JOKES Parenting Dad Jokes "My Wife" Dad Jokes Sick Dad Jokes 'Groaner' Dad Jokes Punny Dad Jokes Dumb Dad Jokes Dad Jokes for Kids Dad jokes for the nature loving dads Dad jokes for the foodie dads Dad jokes for the groan - worthy dads Hall of fame classics Click "Buy it" and give a smile to your loved ones today!

Lots of Jokes for Kids

Lots of Jokes for Kids
Author: Zondervan,
Publsiher: Zonderkidz
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2015-05-05
ISBN: 0310750490
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Lots of Jokes for Kids Book Excerpt:

Lots of Jokes for Kids is the perfect collection of kid-friendly jokes that will keep you and your friends and family laughing out loud! Introducing a collection of jokes that’s hilarious, clean, and kid-friendly and includes everything from knock-knock jokes, to Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and a whole lot more. Lots of Jokes for Kids is certain to have every kid you know laughing out loud, snorting riotously, and generally gasping for air. Lots of Jokes for Kids: Family-friendly jokes Wide variety of joke styles Fun illustrations add to the fun Good for readers of all ages

Dad Jokes

Dad Jokes
Author: Garret Thompson
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 58
Release: 2020-07-11
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: Electronic Book
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Dad Jokes Book Excerpt:

Though fatherhood has changed greatly in recent history, one sacred pillar remains a constant: the dad joke. As many have discovered before us, the secret to great dad jokes is not to try too hard to be funny. It's all about the casual delivery and inevitable silence before the audience realizes what corny joke or pun they just heard. There's a fine line between dad jokes and bad jokes that lies mostly in the delivery. Dad jokes are a little corny, sure, but that doesn't mean they're not legitimately funny. When delivered confidently and at the right moment, they lighten the mood, bring down everyone's defenses, and encourage the audience not to take themselves so seriously. After all, a sense of humor is a parent's best weapon. The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike! Celebrate Father's day with this laugh-out-loud collection! Check out the 53 dad jokes in this book you should know and use them wisely!

Epic Adventures for Kids 2 Book Collection

Epic Adventures for Kids 2 Book Collection
Author: Gordon Korman,Ted Sanders
Publsiher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 880
Release: 2015-03-03
ISBN: 0062411950
Category: Juvenile Fiction
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Epic Adventures for Kids 2 Book Collection Book Excerpt:

Here are two epic, adventure-packed novels for middle grade readers, from #1 New York Times bestselling author Gordon Korman and award-winning author Ted Sanders in his first book for younger readers. Masterminds: Action-packed and full of unexpected twists, this new series from Gordon Korman is perfect for young fans of James Patterson and John Grisham. In idyllic Serenity, New Mexico, honesty and integrity are valued above all else. The thirty kids who live there never lie—they know it's a short leap from that to the awful problems of other, less fortunate places. Then one day Eli Frieden bikes to the edge of the city limits and something so crazy and unexpected happens, it changes everything. The Keepers: The Box and the Dragonfly: Experience the fantastic adventure filled with magical objects, secret sects, and life as we know it on the line! Mixing magic and physics, Ted Sanders has created an epic story that has the feel of classic fantasy but twists it into something new and innovative. When Horace F. Andrews finds the Box of Promises in the curio shop, he quickly discovers that ordinary-looking objects can hold extraordinary power. From the enormous, sinister man shadowing him to the gradual mastery of his newfound abilities to his encounters with Chloe—a girl who has an astonishing talent of her own—Horace follows a path that puts the pair in the middle of a centuries-old conflict between two warring factions in which every decision they make could have disastrous consequences.

The Year s Best Science Fiction Thirtieth Annual Collection

The Year s Best Science Fiction  Thirtieth Annual Collection
Author: Gardner Dozois
Publsiher: St. Martin's Press
Total Pages: 704
Release: 2013-07-23
ISBN: 1250028043
Category: Fiction
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

The Year s Best Science Fiction Thirtieth Annual Collection Book Excerpt:

In the new millennium, what secrets lay beyond the far reaches of the universe? What mysteries belie the truths we once held to be self evident? The world of science fiction has long been a porthole into the realities of tomorrow, blurring the line between life and art. Now, in The Year's Best Science Fiction: Thirtieth Annual Collection the very best SF authors explore ideas of a new world through their short stories. This venerable collection brings together award winning authors and masters of the field such as Robert Reed, Alastair Reynolds, Damien Broderick, Elizabeth Bear, Paul McAuley and John Barnes. And with an extensive recommended reading guide and a summation of the year in science fiction, this annual compilation has become the definitive must-read anthology for all science fiction fans and readers interested in breaking into the genre. The multiple Locus Award-winning annual compilation of the year's best science fiction stories

Ultimate Dad Jokes

Ultimate Dad Jokes
Author: Dsm Publishing
Publsiher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 60
Release: 2018-05-06
ISBN: 9781718824294
Category: Electronic Book
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Ultimate Dad Jokes Book Excerpt:

102 of the Ultimate Dad Jokes Inside! Whether its the one liners or the long ones that make no sense, everybody loves a good Dad Joke. Dad jokes are what it says on the tin, they're intended to be bad and he's going to be the only one laughing at them, making your face red with embarressment. This book makes a great gift for the most "Hilarious" of Dads So help your Dad improve his collection of jokes that will make you cringe and laugh all at the same time!

Dad Jokes

Dad Jokes
Author: Michael Parr
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2019-12-16
ISBN: 9781761030123
Category: Humor
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Dad Jokes Book Excerpt:

DAD JOKES"How many apples grow on a tree?""All of them.""I've been saying "mucho" quite a lot when talking to my Hispanic friends.It means a lot to them."If you enjoy these kinds of jokes, then this is the book for you!This book contains hundreds of the best, most hilarious, and punny Dad jokes you will ever encounter.Enjoy sharing these jokes with your friends and family and making them cringe at your new-found humor!Perfect as a gift, this book is sure to keep the family entertained for hours on end!Get your copy today!

Dad Jokes

Dad Jokes
Author: Jimmy Niro
Publsiher: Sourcebooks
Total Pages: 160
Release: 2018-05
ISBN: 9781492675372
Category: Humor
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Dad Jokes Book Excerpt:

The perfect gift for Father's Day! "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers,Dad Jokesis packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-gratejokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!