What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding

What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding
Author: Thomas Hill
Publsiher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 178
Release: 2012-05
ISBN: 1449418465
Category: Family & Relationships
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding Book Excerpt:

A humorous, tongue-in-cheek guide for fathers-to-be discusses each month of pregnancy and features such sections as "What Your Wife Will Be Complaining About" and "What to Ask Your Wife to Show You Are Concerned." Original.

What to Expect when Your Wife is Expanding

What to Expect when Your Wife is Expanding
Author: Thomas Hill
Publsiher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 148
Release: 1993
ISBN: 9780836280180
Category: Health & Fitness
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

What to Expect when Your Wife is Expanding Book Excerpt:

A parody of the long-standing bestseller, full of tongue-in-cheek guidance for the expecting father. A two-time veteran of both childbirth and humor-book writing, Hill covers everything from the latest technology and literature to politically correct rituals and behavior. An essential book for the father-to-be.

What the Heck Were You Expecting

What the Heck Were You Expecting
Author: Thomas Hill
Publsiher: Harmony
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2010-06-02
ISBN: 0307874702
Category: Family & Relationships
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

What the Heck Were You Expecting Book Excerpt:

Everything you need to know about fatherhood -- but were afraid to ask!. Why are all parenting books directed at mommies? Daddies need help, too. In fact, when you think about it, they may need more help than their naturally maternal mates do. They need guidance, comfort, and validation. They probably also need a good night's sleep, and they definitely need a good laugh. What the Heck Were You Expecting? provides month-by-month counsel for the spit-up covered, the sleep deprived, and the just plain peek-a-booed out, including such subjects as:What your wife might be complaining about (. . . anything she can think of) What your above-average child may be doing (. . . paying attention to small objects) What you might be concerned about (. . . the meaning of life) A couple of things to say to let her know that you're caring, sensitive, and up on the required reading (. . . "Listen to this one: Statistics show that attendance at work is better among married men with children and spikes even higher among fathers of newborns. Quite a coincidence, huh?") Thomas Hill, registered father and author of the best-selling What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding, answers every father's questions about: ESPN as Edu-tainment Horsy Knee Burn Zen and the Art of Spoon-feeding Basics of Crib Assembly Nap Time . . . and How to Hide It from Your Boss . . .among other topics.

Mass Hysteria

Mass Hysteria
Author: Rebecca Kukla
Publsiher: Rowman & Littlefield
Total Pages: 268
Release: 2005
ISBN: 9780742533585
Category: Medical
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Mass Hysteria Book Excerpt:

Mass Hysteria examines the medical and cultural practices surrounding pregnancy, new motherhood, and infant feeding. Late eighteenth century transformations in these practices reshaped mothers' bodies, and contemporary norms and routines of prenatal care and early motherhood have inherited the legacy of that era. As a result, mothers are socially positioned in ways that can make it difficult for them to establish and maintain healthy and safe boundaries and appropriate divisions between public and private space.

Motherhood and Space

Motherhood and Space
Author: C. Wiedmer,S. Hardy
Publsiher: Springer
Total Pages: 335
Release: 2016-04-30
ISBN: 1137121033
Category: Social Science
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Motherhood and Space Book Excerpt:

This is a collection of essays on the spatial dimensions of motherhood. Engaging both theoretical and empirical perspectives, contributors describe the intersection of space and gender across a variety of contexts with both familiar and unexpected territories explored.

Pregnancy Sucks for Men

Pregnancy Sucks for Men
Author: Joanne Kimes,Jeffrey Kimes
Publsiher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 193
Release: 2011-08-18
ISBN: 1440527997
Category: Family & Relationships
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Pregnancy Sucks for Men Book Excerpt:

Sleep on the couch to make room for her gigantic pregnancy pillow Pass up tickets to the game since you'd "rather" register for the baby shower Haven't had sex since there was snow on the ground (and it's July) It may not make you sound like future father of the year, but there's one thing men everywhere can agree on: Pregnancy Sucks—for you. In this complete update of the bestselling first edition, Joanne and Jeff Kimes pair no-holds-barred humor with helpful advice to make sure you actually live to see the birth of your child. So whether you're sick of putting your foot in your mouth when you're trying to compliment her, you want the real scoop on what's going to go down in the delivery room (without the hospital-issued video), or you really just want a laugh (since you "volunteered" to give up drinking for the interminable nine months of her pregnancy), this book will tell you exactly what to do when that miracle of yours is making you totally, completely, just-cut-the-freakin'-cord-already! miserable.

What the Heck Were You Expecting

What the Heck Were You Expecting
Author: Thomas Hill
Publsiher: Three Rivers Press (CA)
Total Pages: 148
Release: 2000
ISBN: 9780609805169
Category: Family & Relationships
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

What the Heck Were You Expecting Book Excerpt:

A humorous guide to fatherhood provides month-by-month insight into the baby's development, pediatricians, childproofing a home, and sleep deprivation.

The Publishers Weekly

The Publishers Weekly
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 135
Release: 1993
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: American literature
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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Books in Print

Books in Print
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 2712
Release: 1977
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: American literature
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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Eating Expectantly

Eating Expectantly
Author: Bridget Swinney,Tracey Anderson
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 364
Release: 1996
ISBN: 9780881662573
Category: Pregnancy
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Eating Expectantly Book Excerpt:

Reviews nearly every aspect of nutrition, from prepregnancy planning to the postnatal period. Combines information on proper nutrition with over 100 practical recipes and 200 complete menus. Details dietary information for each trimester, with tips on shopping and cooking, including how to cook and store foods so as to preserve the natural vitamins; how to make meal planning easier; what to do about eating during high-risk pregnancies; how to add variety and nutrition to snacks; how to lose weight after the baby is born; etc.

Digital Talking Books Plus

Digital Talking Books Plus
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 135
Release: 2009
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: Talking books
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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Talking Book Topics

Talking Book Topics
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2009
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: Talking books
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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The Writers Directory

The Writers Directory
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 690
Release: 2013
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: Authors, American
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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American Book Publishing Record

American Book Publishing Record
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 838
Release: 2007
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: American literature
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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Cumulative Book Index

Cumulative Book Index
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 2328
Release: 1995
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: American literature
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Cumulative Book Index Book Excerpt:

A world list of books in the English language.

Library Journal

Library Journal
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 1230
Release: 2000
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: Libraries
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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How to Divorce Your Wife

How to Divorce Your Wife
Author: Forden Athearn
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 167
Release: 1976
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: Divorce
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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The Young Woman s Journal

The Young Woman s Journal
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 746
Release: 1904
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: Mormons
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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The Times of India Annual

The Times of India Annual
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 135
Release: 1936
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: India
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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Cosmopolitan

Cosmopolitan
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 135
Release: 1978
ISBN: 1928374650XXX
Category: Periodicals
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

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